Ferris Bueller's Day Off is one of the funniest teen-comedy films to date. The hilarity of the movie is shown best through Ferris Bueller quotes. Not only did the main characters have some amusing scenes, but also the minor actors had some incredible one-liners that are still famous to-date.

Despite being released 34 years ago, the comedy and quotes from Ferris Bueller are still relevant today. If you are looking for the perfect funny movie to watch when you need a good laugh, then this is the ideal film for you.

Ferris Bueller quote life

In this movie, what did Ferris Bueller say about life?

• "Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

• "I am not going to sit on my a** as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I am going to take a stand. I am going to defend it. Right or wrong, I will to defend it." - Cameron

The best Ferris Bueller's Day off quotes

• Katie Bueller - I just picked up Jeannie at the police station! She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket, and I lost the Vermont deal because of her!

Tom Bueller - I think we should shoot her

• "If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle."
• "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It is a good non-specific symptom."
• "The place is like a museum. It is very beautiful, very cold, and you are not allowed to touch anything."
• "You are still here? It's over. Go home. Go."
• "There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen..." - Jeannie

• "He is licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands." - Sloane
• "The question is not 'what are we going to do,' the question is 'what are not we going to do?"
• "In a nutshell: I hate my brother." - Jeannie
• "Mr. Rooney... Ed... you are a beautiful man. I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion." - Sloane
• "Sooner or later, everybody goes kazoo." - Sloane
• "4000 restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to."

Funny Bueller quotes

• "Look, it is really simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we will take off. We will drive home backwards. That ought to work."
• "Ferris, he never drives it! He just rubs it with a diaper!" - Cameron
• "Wait, you are letting him stay home? I cannot believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair." - Jeanie
• "Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. It is a fool's paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path." - Edward

• "Tell ya what, dip sh*t. You do not like my policies, you can come on down here and smooch my big old white b*tt." - Edward
• Shermerite - Save Ferris? Save Ferris?

Sister - Excuse me?

Shermerite - Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. They run about 50 g's, so if you would not mind helping out...

• "Go p*ss up a flagpole." - Jeannie
• "The city looks so peaceful from up here. Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet."
• "Look, it is real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I am in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I do not want it violated or killed? I need help!!" -Jeannie

Ferris Bueller quotes Cameron

• "The man could squash my nuts into oblivion."
• Sloane: What do you think Ferris is gonna do?

Cameron: He is gonna be a fry cook in Venus!

• "Cameron is so uptight. If you stuck a lump of coal up his a**, in two weeks, you would have a diamond"
• "I do not care. I really do not. I am just tired of being afraid."
• Sloane Peterson: What could happen to it? It is in a garage.

Cameron Frye: It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong... a pigeon could sh*t on it! Who knows?

• "If anyone needs a day off, it is Cameron. He cannot be wound up this tight and go to college, his roommate will kill him."

• "I realized it was ridiculous... being afraid, worrying about everything, wishing I was dead."
• Cameron: I am sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?

Edward: Yeah, that is right. Just, uh, roll her old bones on over here, and I will dig up your daughter.

• "Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta!"
• "Well, I think you should be sorry, for Christ's sake! A family member dies, and you insult me, what the hell is the matter with you, anyway?"
• Cameron: Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.

Ferris: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.

• "I feel like complete sh*t. I cannot go anywhere."
• "Maybe he is not such a bad guy. After all, I got a car! He got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so godd*mn special?"
• Cameron - Well, it has been a tough morning. We have a lot of family business to take care of, so if you would not mind excusing Sloane, I would appreciate it.

Ed Rooney - Uh, yeah, sure. I would be happy to. You you just produce a corpse, and I'll release Sloane. I wanna see this dead grandmother first hand.

• Ferris: I am serious man, this is ridiculous making me wait around the house for you.

Cameron: Why can you not let me rot in peace?

• "I will take the heat. No, I will take it. I want it. If I did not want it I would not have let you take the car out this morning. I could have stopped you."

Ferris Bueller quotes about high school

• "You could wind up in a doctor's office. That is worse than school."

• "It is a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."
• "I do have a test today, that was not bullsh*t. It is on European socialism. I mean, really, what is the point?

• "In my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences."
• "How can I be expected to handle school on a day like this?"

Obscure Ferris Bueller quotes

Irrespective of the fact that these Ferris Bueller quotes are less known and under-appreciated, they are still quite hilarious.

• "Excuse me: if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I would like you to know that I have just called the police. I would also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes." - Jeanie
• "It is alright, Grace, it is Ferris Bueller the little twerp. I am going set a trap and let him fall right in it."
• "You can not respect somebody who kisses your a**. It just does not work."

• Edward - I do not trust this kid any further than I can throw him.

Grace - Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you should not throw anybody.

• "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
• "I am suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty." - Maitre D'

• "Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
• "This is my ninth sick day this semester. It is getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, I am probably going to have to barf up a lung."
• "Les jeux sont faits." - Edward
• "You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she is a wh*re." - Boy in the police station
• "Are you also aware, madam, that your son does not have what we consider to be an exemplary attendance record?" - Mr Rooney
• "You heartless wench!" - Shermerite
• "You touch me, I yell RAT!"
• "You guys got nothing to worry about, I am a professional."

Ferris loathed going to school and made no secret about hiding his distaste for the institution. After tricking his parents into letting his stay home from school, he dragged his hypochondriac best mate and girlfriend on an adventure-filled day.

Have you watched the movie? If so, did any of your favourite Ferris Bueller quotes make it to our list?

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